Thinking about WoodWorking to Much!

[Stoutman]

You know you are thinking about woodworking to much when you go into an autoparts store and for new rotors, but ask for Routers! The guy looked at me like I was crazy and then I slapped myself in the forehead and said sorry, I mean rotors... Doh!

[The3rd Earl Of Derby]

Or you work in an autoparts store and some *plank* walks in asking for routers.

[Buddy Matlosz]

Don't worry, he probably just thought you're a computer geek.

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