[snip pretty good joke]
A Texan on holiday is strolling through the heathers and the fens and the
bogs of Ireland, just enjoying the day (although admittedly not as good as a
day back in Amarillo) when a masked gunman leaps from the bushes and
demands: "Now, be ye Catholic or be ye Protestant?!"
The Texan, thinking quickly, says: "Uh, I'm Jewish."
The highwayman grins behind his mask and says: "Begorrah! I be the luckiest
Arab in all of Ireland."
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