Then there's the burgler in a dark house and he hears a voice saying
'Jesus is watching you.' Burgler shines his flashlight around and it
lights on a parrot who says 'Jesus is watching you.' Burglar says 'Phew,
only a parrot.' Parrot says 'I am not *only*
a parrot, my name is Moses'
Burglar says 'What kind of idiot would name his parrot Moses?' Parrot
says 'The same kind of idiot that named his Rottweiler Jesus'