My 80 something year old mother sent this one to me, and she's not even Catholic.
A new priest, born and raised in Texas, is nervous about hearing=A0=A0confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions. =A0 The new priest hears a couple of confessions, then the old priest asks =A0him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions. =A0
The old priest suggests, "Cross your arms over your chest, and rub your =A0chin with one hand and try saying things like 'yes, I see,' and 'yes, go =A0on,' and 'I understand.'" =A0 The new priest crosses his arms, rubs his chin with one hand and repeats =A0all the suggested remarks to the old priest. =A0
The old priest says, "Now, don't you think that's a little better than =A0slapping your knee and saying, "No shit...what happened next?" =A0
JOAT I do things I don't know how to do, so that I might learn how to do them. - Picasso