There is a guy in front of me at the grocery store check-out and in front of him is a woman.
She puts on the belt: a single potato, a small container of milk, half a carton of eggs,
3 slices of ham, a small handful of green beans, two crusty buns and one apple.The guy in front of me says to her: "You're single, aren't you?"
She bats her eyes and says: "How did you guess?"
He replies: "Because you're rather ugly."