On Thu, 20 May 2004 23:28:46 -0400, "Norman D. Crow" posted:
Which means I still don't get to read it.
My silly bloody ISP thinks that 97% of posts is good enough for anyone, and anyway they don't read UseNet, so WTF cares :(
On Thu, 20 May 2004 23:28:46 -0400, "Norman D. Crow" posted:
Which means I still don't get to read it.
My silly bloody ISP thinks that 97% of posts is good enough for anyone, and anyway they don't read UseNet, so WTF cares :(
Well, I guess we could just throw you a *pity party*, but how about I cut'n'paste so you can see the whole thing?(Actually, I already saved it as a .doc)
BREAD
In light of these frightening statistics, we propose the following bread restrictions:
Remember ~ Bread is just raw toast.
Woman who used to cook at our county jail had a different theory. She noticed that the state menu mandated vegetables generally came back to the garbage can. She was convinced that criminality was linked to not eating vegetables.
SNIP
It could also be that cheap toilet paper they use in jails. According to google (so it's gotta be true) it's a statistical fact that the higher the grade of toilet paper used, the whiter the collar of the criminal.
25 pounds since Jan. 1, tandjooveddymud. Cholesterol is down to 57, but that's Lipitor-aided. Energy is up also. Occasionally I fall down for a while, but who said there wouldn't be a few risks?
Bob
In American life there can be no greater insult.
We may be confusing cause and effect here. And who noticed that "Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests" is technically incorrect? It should read "below the median."
Bob
Mean, median, average ... machs nicht ... what you make on the bread, you lose on the toilet paper.
... or was that banana's and grapes?
Too bad more folks don't study Plato.
That's because the criminals with the REALLY bad toilet paper are using their once-white collars to.... eeeww, never mind.
The post is a reworking of 'The Dread Tomato Addiction, by Mark Clifton, from the February 1958 issue of *Astounding* Science Fiction Magazine (now
*Analog*). It's reprinted in the *Analog Anthology #1,* Stanley Schmidt, ed. Dad kept a mimeographed copy of it from as far back as I can remember.
The "median" is an average. Like most, I guess that you read "average" to indicate "mean", but there are many averages incliding mean, median, mode, etc. For purposes of this "study" the use of "average" to indicate "median" got across the intended obfuscation. (whew! that was too many quotation marks) Dave Hall
Median: The middle value in a distribution, above and below which lie an equal number of values.
Mean: syn. for average
dave
David Hall wrote:
"Bob Schmall" wrote in news:S5nrc.33127$ snipped-for-privacy@twister.rdc-kc.rr.com:
The way standardized tests are designed, the two should be the same, if I'm not mistaken.
John
It is with inordiante pride that I accept one of Dave's most meaningful contributions to this group. Thank you, sir.
Bob
Dave: See BAD's post below.
Bob
Often reworked by "Dr Dean Edell" on carrot eaters and carcinoma.
That SHB "inordinate." Blush.
Bob
:) [blushing...]
dave
Bob Schmall wrote:
Or "oxygen breathers".
Tom Veatch Wichita, KS USA
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