Help! Valentine's Day plan needed

[Jerry Gilreath]

What if her name aint Trixie???

[Bridger]

go down to the courthouse and change it.

sheesh... the questions some people ask.......

[David Hall]

In Jr. High I had a real bit*h for an english teacher, really bad handwriting and an extremely hard head. She assigned spelling drills - write each word 20 times kinda thing. Each time you misspelled a word on the drill you got the enjoyment of re-writing it 50 times. If she could not read it, it was misspelled. Do the math. Worst case was 20 words, "missspelled" 20 times and re-written 50 times each could equal

20,000 words. I refused, she said detention until you do it. Thus detention for almost the entire 8th grade.

[Silvan]

Or if she's fat...

get flowers

get floppy eared stuffed dog

get lucky

I hope. Or maybe I should have just bought her the damn chocolate.

[Silvan]

So YOU'RE the reason why we were getting the "I before E except after C" lecture in English 202, to my complete amazement and disgust.