the first paragraph is:
"For any prospective bidders - I have 100% positive feedback so you know
my descriptions are good. I'm trying to describe this item the best I can.
This Ryobi router table is the worst thing I've ever spent money on.
Period. I've wasted money on a lot of things in my life: women, cars,
other things I didn't need, you name it, but I've never felt like I
totally 100% wasted my money on something until I bought this router
table. I've wasted money, but I normally got some sort of satisfaction
out of it, no matter how small, I got something out of it This is the
most worthless piece of crap item I have ever had the displeasure of
working with in my life. I have much more colorful ways of describing
this but I realize that there may be some kids that will read this so I
will try to keep it PG."
i heard about this on 'this amercian life' (totally addictive show)
which has an audio archived at www.thislife.org - the show should be
available soon under the title: Desperate Measures