Neighbour having a new roof put on his house. The roofer got a roll of flashing out of his van and had unrolled a few feet along some scafold planks. He went back up onto the roof to look at something, and saw the pikey legging it across the road with the roll of flashing. He said it's happened a few times before and the last thing you do is give chase, unless you want all the windows smashed at 3am next day...