Yes, when the web site says "enter the unique reference number from your form, its printed in the yellow box, here is a picture of a yellow box just in case you are really dense" it must be the dumb end uses fault for lack of perception just because his form seems to have an empty yellow box with no number in it - yet again for the nth year running. No doubt the reference number would be a clear as day if only he was a little smarter.
Still after ten mins of being told that all the likely looking numbers strewn about the form and otherwise unidentified *aren't* the number the site wants, he goes back to the registration mark and a reference from the logbook once he has searched the filing cabinet to find it.
It would be too hard to expect a big computer to be able to cope with time spans of more than 15 days I guess.
No well, indeed. Here is a reminder to do something that you can't do yet. By the time you can do it you will have forgotten, but we won't remind you about that. In fact all we really wanted to do was waste a stamp at your expense. Yes we know that you bought one online last year, but no, we can't email you a reminder on the right day...
Yes we will print half the things you need to take in such a way as it is obvious, but bury the other half in the small print of the form. Software is very difficult to write you know, you can't expect us to have it print a nice list of all the things to bring on one place and in a consistent font and layout.
Yes well it is not like insurance and MOT records are held electronically or anything now is it? I mean just because the web site can check these things automatically, how on earth would you expect a post office to be able to do this. They use different sized electricity for a start!
Well that is just daft, I mean I know that is who you are actually paying, but since when did you start going about writing out cheques to people and putting *their* name on it?
The horror of it. How unreasonable to expect to pay for car tax in the same way as you could anything else? These newfangled ideas people get. Next thing you know they will be expecting automatic renewal of their car tax charged to DD or a cc of their choice.
Yes, well obviously the car will have spontaneously ceased to exist in that sort of time frame, so it makes no sense to want to tax it now.
Of course the highly professional staff at that elite organisation will never contribute to these conflicts....
perhaps by suggesting that "You can't renew that now, two days before the end of the month, because that MOT runs out in a week, that's not really long enough, we like to see at least a fortnight to run on it"
After 20 mins standing in a queue: "Oh, you need to queue up at till number one for tax discs", "Why should we put up a sign? It should be obvious, what are you; stupid?"
or "yes I know you might never of heard of a Subaru before, but that does not mean I want you to write Sunbeam on the tax disc for me, trust me I can read the makers name off the back of the car, and look it is written on this nice form here"
Just as well they can still hope to find gainful employment at a post office then, otherwise they would be doomed.