"[An] Arkansas man convinced the woman that she needed to squirrel-proof her
house, after telling her that he'd seen one of the furry menaces crawling
into a plumbing vent on her roof.
"The woman, quite understandably, took him up on his offer to cap the pipe
for $40. One can never be too careful when squirrels are around."
100 holes, and $4000, later, he presented his bill.