Sat, Jan 29, 2005, 1:50pm email@example.com (Silvan)
What, you're not going to insist that he include six nubile virgins as
additional offerings? You must be getting old. Um. The woodworking gods
must be getting old.
Come now, they're not greedy, it's either one, or the other, not
Besides, four is the optimum number, not six. One would pick on
you. Two would fight. Three, two would gang up on one. Four, they
share the work, and peace reigns.
Anyway, it's only a small temple, so just one slightly used virgin
will do them fine as a sacrifice.
Some is good, more is better, too much is just enough.