While I was shaving this morning . . .

[Tim Douglass]

Ah... "I can tell you are a logger, and not just a common bum..."

Tim Douglass

[Tim Douglass]

If I didn't stand up in front of a bunch of people regularly I, too, would go for the quick and dirty buzz. I hate getting haircuts.

Tim Douglass

[Tim Douglass]

What's that got to do with it? I keep getting tools even though I haven't the place to put them and some I haven't used since I bought them years ago. They're *tools*! You just have to have them.

Tim Douglass

[Tim Douglass]

Let's not even go there....

Dr. wants me to lose 50lbs. :-(

Tim Douglass

[Larry Jaques]

On Thu, 21 Oct 2004 23:14:12 -0400, Silvan calmly ranted:

Nah, I need something to keep working toward. ;) That said, I hope to have the carving bench done this weekend.

Yeah, my small amound of facial hair comes off in 30 seconds with one of those vs. half an hour in the bathroom softening hair enough to use a straight razor or Bic on my sensitive skin.

Google it. "paraphenalia" Did you mean "paraphernalia"? Yes. "define: paraphernalia" Google is one helluva nice resource center. Go to their home page and learn more about it. You may be missing half a dozen different features all worth their weight in gold, pard.

What, ya looked it up in the Hernia Edition? My collegiate copy has n. pl. 1. personal belongings. 2. equipment, trappings.

Build more elevated cabinets. I'm in the same predicament, and I already lost some weight. (Half of it found me again, blast it.)

[Silvan]

I'm not sure what I'm looking for there. The incorrect spelling seems to have more pot-related stuff.

The 1913 Webster's (because it's online in a convenient to browse format, basically; I can just type the word into my status bar flummy and go)

Ain't got no wall space, Chief. The roof is one of those, well, I can't draw it with slashes. Anyway, the side walls are only about 4' tall. The back wall already has a ton o' cabinets and hang'ems, and the front wall is all door.

[Australopithecus scobis]

Ya know, I just can't help thinking "tear out" when you describe your shaving woes. Too bad the Bic doesn't have an adjustable mouth... 8^0

[Prometheus]

I gave up on that a couple of years ago- I discovered that the cheap disposible ones last as long or longer than the refills for the ones with the *free* handle, and work just as good- for $1.25 instead of $20!

[Larry Jaques]

On Fri, 22 Oct 2004 22:43:16 -0400, Silvan calmly ranted:

TTSTS(tmLJ), Bubba.

(Time To Start TOSSIN' SHIT) Caution: Do Not Use on Soft Wreck

[Larry Jaques]

On Fri, 22 Oct 2004 23:46:19 -0500, Australopithecus scobis calmly ranted:

Right, and don't even THINK of trying to ScarySharpen a Bic. They're more like Rali planes, KWIM,V?

[jo4hn]

in one day. Ayup. One of the machines tore his leg off. [old joke alert!] zorp, jo4hn

[Prometheus]

I just have my wife do it. I had one or two bad ones as she was learning how, but now she does a pretty good job doing a standard business-type haircut.

[Silvan]

Tiny Titted Seminude Taiwanese Strippers (that makes Long Johnsons)?

Oh. I like mine better.

[Larry Jaques]

On Sun, 24 Oct 2004 00:17:36 -0400, Silvan calmly ranted:

I'll take two. (They're small.)

Me, too. Send a couple over right now, will ya. I'll have them dance on my sore back. (You DID see the Mahogany thread, oui?)

[Silvan]

Non. There's too much traffic here. Stuff gets lost in the fray.

[Larry Jaques]

On Sun, 24 Oct 2004 13:10:08 -0400, Silvan calmly ranted:

See the thread on my wood page at

for the uptime lowdown on the aforementioned gloat.

[Silvan]

Urf. You SUCK!

[Larry Jaques]

On Sun, 24 Oct 2004 18:32:24 -0400, Silvan calmly ranted:

HEY! That's what I was looking for. But I'm too sore today to do anything with any of it.

[Larry Jaques]

On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 03:22:12 +0000, [e-mail] (Robert Bonomi) calmly ranted:

You've been talkin' to Tawm again, haven't you, Bawb?