Musta really pissed you off to have lost that drum to come up with that humorous rant. Ever see the episode of The Simpsons where Begley spoofed his own environmentalism by showing himself using a golf-cart powered by his "own sense of self-satisfaction?"
They would have freaked over my engine parts cleaner back in the 70s. A 55 gal drum sliced in half, hinged, and filled with gunk degreaser and kerosene. Right beside the outside shop wall. I did have a one gallon powder extinguisher, however. And the ill fitting lid...
Greg G.