No, no. Column 80 was reserved for the "C" you punched before you turned the card around. That, and using a different color stripe for each revision, allowed you to backtrack :-).
Well, there was the day I put a several-hundred card deck into the card reader on the RJE station, hit the 'load' button, watched the cards go _into_ the machine, and *NOTHING* come out.
Now, the path through the machine, from the input hopper, to the output stacker was only about _four_ cards long.
The "impossible" had just happened.
I go report the matter to the computer operations staff, in the next room, and the supervisor comes over (disbelivingly, I might add) to check out the situation. (they knew me, *knew* I didn't 'make things up', but *this* story _did_ stretch their credulity.)
He goes around to the back of the machine, opens it up, and breaks up, laughing.The *entire* innards of the machine (*several* cubic feet) is absolutely filled with crumpled up punch-cards. _MY_ job deck.
Apparently, the last 'pressure plate' covering the card path, had come up, and as the cards 'shot' down the reader channel, they just flew up, past the end of the channel, rather than being stopped at the end and pulled sideways into the output hopper.
"Cards, Cards, *everywhere*, and not a byte to save."
I could (and *DID*) laugh about it at the time, because: (a) this happened _after_ the cards went past the 'read' station in the machine, (b) the job I was submitting was one that copied the data from the input cards to a 'permanent' disk file on the mainframe, and, most importantly, (c) that job had run _successfully_.
One of the first times I could have used the ROTFLMAO tag was when our IBM CE got his tie caught in a running 083. Had his face almost down on the glass by the time he got it stopped :-). And the tie was a total loss.
9600 baud is almost _ten_thousand_ words per minute.
Postulating that the mux _uplink_ was at 9600, and supporting 32 terminals, They _each_ would have had to be typing at close to 300 words/minute to over- load the link. color me *very* skeptical. :)
Now, if it was a 64-terminal mux, on a 9.6k uplink, that's getting closer to 'believable'.
1) Make sure any 'home'-type page(s) load _fast_. i.e., about 25Kbyte *max*. 'Instant gratification' _is_ important for retaining the first- time vistor. 2) Anything 'big' (i.e., over 25-50k) put a parenthetical after the link that gives the approx. 'size' (in kbytes) of the page data. This is called 'managing expectations' -- when people _know_ 'in advance' how long they'll have to wait they tend to be much more tolerant of delays. *AND*, those who know that they don't have the patience won't even _try_ the page. 3) consider putting up 'parallel' pages for low-speed, and high-speed, access. If you're careful to make all the links on the page 'relative', you can accomplish this by changing _only_ the 'base' tag at the top of the page. 4) You can get amazing savings by reducing the number of 'colors' used in an image. and JPGs are not always smaller than GIFs -- especially where "thumbnails" are concerned. A *sixteen* color GIF may be entirely adequate for a 'preview' shot. 5) consider using "frames". to allow _selective_re-drawing_ of *partial* page content.
One other consideration is the _outbound_ bandwidth from your weh-server. If you're running it at the end of a DSL/cable connection, the 'upload' speed limits of that connection can become a real problem. Especially if multiple people hit the site at 'more-or-less' the same time.
If you've got a link with a 384K 'upload' speed, then *six* simultaneous requests for a circa 150kbyte ("20 seconds at 56k") page will result in
20-second 'load' times for _all_ the viewers. EVEN those with _multi-megabit_ 'download' capabilities.
Color me red! Maybe they were 1200. I do know the girls running entry could over-run and lose data(usually fast numeric entry, then *return* or *enter* to skip to next field). Each terminal had it's own line to a "modem" in the MX'er, the MX was running straight on a common trunk into the processor, an NCR Century 200, which at that time was our top of the line.
I'll have to remember that. Back roads are good. I tend to forget I can run back roads in the little thing with only four wheels. (Back roads are not so good in the big thing with 14 wheels.)
:)
I do want to come up and let my boy see a real shop too. One Of These Days(tm)
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