one. We've been getting vehicle warranty phone calls at a fantastic rate, sometimes three or more a day. I finally punched "1" a couple of days ago. Some idiot comes on with "Warranty Sales Department, how can I help you." A native English speaker, at that! Not Limey, or Aussie or SingSong. So I said, "Sure. Explain to me why you clowns keep calling us when we're on the 'do not call" list." He hung up immediately. I should have strung him out a bit. Hell, I've got a '98 Chev S10 pick-up and an '00 Dodge Stratus that could USE some warranty work.
We got a check for $3,850 the other day, with a request that we deposit it, send $1,350 as a payment, so we could claim our xxx bucks winning prize. I've got that here to go to the post office when I get time. It's from a Canadian address.
I always wonder about those penis lengtheners in spam, too. Do they send a brick and a piece of string when you pay? Or nothing?
Charlie, Probably from Warranty Division of Atlanta;