Given all the Darwinian shop accidents posted lately, I thought the following website may come in handy:
Actually something I've been meaning to do for quite awhile. Now there's no excuse to put it off - takes just a couple of minutes, print it out, done. I picked up a cheap laminator awhile back, so that'll be the final step.
Oh yeah, you can also buy their fashion-challenged jewelry, too.
No affiliation, etc.
Buddy