OT: It is all about choices.

[Robatoy]

72 virgins?

or three of these?

[Lee]

[Joe]

I only see two

[tom]

[Just Wondering]

After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, George Washington greets him: "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells Mr. Washington, slapping Osama in the face.

Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end the Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama on the nose.

James Madison comes up next, and says, "This is why I allowed the Federal government to provide for the common defense!" He drops a large weight on Osama's knee.

Osama is subject to similar beatings from John Randolph of Roanoke, James Monroe, and 65 other people who have the same love for liberty and America.

As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back toward the gate where he is to be judged. As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams, "This is not what I was promised!"

An angel replies, "I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS waiting for you, Dumb Ass. What did you think I said?"

[Mark & Juanita]

Thanks. :-)

[B A R R Y]

Too much beer can get 1/2 (or more!) of everything during the relationship.

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[jo4hn]

They must be beer Drinkers, not beer Servers. The latter bunch generally look like they could play linebacker for the Argos..

buuuuuuuurp, jo4hn

[Dave Gordon]

like they could play

[Morris Dovey]

| What the beer or the women?.......always the beer it makes you | feel good and never gets half of everything in a divorce

BEER! BEER! BEER! Said the privates. Merry men are we - There's none so fair as can compare...

:-D

-- Morris Dovey DeSoto Solar DeSoto, Iowa USA