OT humor have your imagination running

[larry]

While sitting in my thinking room (you know the one with the white porcelain chair that all the water in it goes through the floor and dissapears?) I remembered an old cartoon (maybe from playboy) that showed Santa climbing out of a hole in the ground next to a small wood building with a quarter moon in the door. He was yelling at Rudolf and shaking his fist saying "I said the Schmidt house." Just remembering that brightened my day. Larry

[Dude]

I remember that one.

[Doug Miller]

LOL -- I remember that. Yes, it was from Playboy.

[Olebiker]

Remember the one from Playboy many years back of the man putting on a dress and singing, "Don we now our gay apparel..."?

[Bill in Detroit]

The one I still recall is of a group of people wandering around an area filled with pedestals with the letter "N" on them.

One guy, obviously a newcomer, turns to the other and says "What? Is nothing sacred around here?"

Gahan Wilson, IIRC

[J T]

Tue, Dec 19, 2006, 1:17am [e-mail] (larry) doth remember: While sitting in my thinking room (you know the one with the white porcelain chair that all the water in it goes through the floor and dissapears?) I remembered an old cartoon (maybe from playboy) that showed Santa climbing out of a hole in the ground next to a small wood building with a quarter moon in the door. He was yelling at Rudolf and shaking his fist saying "I said the Schmidt house." Just remembering that brightened my day. Larry

I believe we all know the room, the description wasn't really necessary. Jus remember, google IS your friend.

Personally I like this better. But my all time favorite is an old Pogo strip, Kruschev dressed as santa, the sleigh riddled with bullet holes from being shot down over Russian territory, and the one reindeer pulling the sleigh saying, "I didn't know the Russians owned Hawaii". Pogo is probably too old for a lot of you.

JOAT Chubby had not demanded much out of life, and had got it.

[Olebiker]

But do you remember Pogo's Christmas carol?

"Deck us all with Boston Charlie, Walla Walla, Wash and Kalamazoo. Nora's freezing on the trolley Swaller dollar cauliflower alley garoo.

"Don't we know archaic barrel lullaby lullaboy, Louisville Lou. Holly Mollie don't love Harold Boola boola Pensacola Hullabaloo."

Dick "oldern' dirt" Durbin

[Never Enough Money]

Ok, I must be stupid. I don't get it. Letter "N"???

Bill >

[Mike Marlow]

Well, if you are then you're in good company, 'cause I don't get it either.

[Don Fearn]

I think it was "Mike Marlow" who stated:

The question was "Is nothing sacred?" so the letter "N" was for "nothing" . . . .

Don (when you have to explain, it stops being funny)

[CW]

Makes three of us.