A dentist's patient complained that his bridgework was corroded.
The dentist asked whether he had changed his diet.
The patient answered that his wife had prepared Hollandaise sauce for
some asparagus, and he liked it so much that he put it on everything.
The dentist said "that's the problem; it's loaded with lemon juice.
I'll make you a new bridge, and chrome plate it."
The patient asked "Why chrome plated?"
The dentist answered "There's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise."