Reject both the Democratic and the Republican candidates, write in Clint Eastwood for President. Think of the great sound bites, "Go ahead Punk, make my day!" "Crazy bell ringer was right, there's money to be made in a place like this". Any others?
Replace "Hail to the Chief" with theme from "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly" or "Rawhide".
Gary
Although Clint used that line in a movie first, Reagan has already used in it office.
Amend the Constitution to make a special exception to the requirement that the President be native-borne if the candidate is an Austrian Kennedy who has won four or more Mr. Olympia and four or more Mr. Universe titles.
But what do you call him? "The Presinator" is kind of silly and "Presidentator" sounds like a stage magician.
John, I know you're just kidding. I'm not.
Actually, I'm not either. Arnie hasn't been lynched yet, so he can't be doing too bad a job. And think of the crisis in the Kennedy family when they have to decide whether to vote Kennedy or vote Democrat--might be too much for poor ol' Teddy's two remaining brain cells to handle.
And this is hardly new. When I was young it was popular to write in "Snoopy" for pretty much the same reason. However this presupposes that the voting system in use allows for write-ins.
That's scary. Celebrity culture gone berserk.
Not so fast. Our Canadian-born governor needs to be eligible, too. Then we can have two foreign-born of different parties.
Oh yes, the Dirty Harry line's been used.
Canadian-borne governor of where? And has his being President been used as gag in a Stallone movie?
Great suggestion! Also, all U.N. members other than the U.S should be forced to wear Lee Van Cleef black hats, while the U.S. representative wears Hoss Cartwright's hat.
- Al
Call him SIR!
Already a movement underway in the HOR to amend the constitution...
Another in the Senate
IMHO - Arnold has done california no better that Gray was doing...
Rick
"Nothin like a good piece of hickory."
"A man's got to know his limitations."
-- John, in Minnesota
"I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to be controlling it."
todd
Put your drawers on and take your gun off.
Your ass is mine!!
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this is for wood working dum ass
Robrt M White
The Ex-Terminator?
Words of wisdom from one who can't even spell his own name
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