Scenario: Governor of state jogging with his dog along a trail. Coyote
jumps out and starts to attack dog.
#1. Governor starts to intervene and then realizes he should stop; the
coyote is doing what is natural.
#2. Call animal control. Animal control captures coyote and spends
$200 testing it for diseases and $500 relocating it.
#3. Call Vet. Veterinarian collects dead dog and spends $200 testing
it for diseases.
#4. Governor goes to hospital and spends $3500 getting checked for
diseases from the coyote and getting bite wound bandaged.
#5. Running trail gets shut down for 6 months while wildlife services
conduct a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is clear of dangerous
#6. Governor spends $50,000 and starts a coyote awareness program for
people who live in the area.
#7. State legislature spends $2 million investigating how to better
handle rabies and how to possibly eradicate it.
#8. Governors security agent fired for not stopping the attack and
letting the Governor try to intervene.
#9. Cost $75,000 to train new security agent.
#10. PETA protest the relocation of the coyote.
#1. Governor spends $1.23 on a .380 ACP Gold Dot Hollow Point and he
and the dog keep jogging.
And we wonder why California is Broke?
P.S: Also from Texas is this boycott story from Victoria:
(Surely, Lew will be coming along to point out the obvious bigotry of
the article and the poster. ;)
There is an easy solution to the illegal immigrant problem: we all move to
Of course, you won't be able to work...start a business, yes; work, no
except in special situations.
You can join Seguridad Social (social security) for a rather modest sum but
not much need, doctors have a more realistic sense of their value than do
those in the US. They speak Spanish and accept cash.
If you are there on a tourist card, you will have to leave the country over
night every six months; doesn't have to be to the US, though, any country
will do. If you have a visa you will have either FM-2 or FM-3. With both,
you'll have to prove that you have sufficient funds (considerable) to not
become a burden on the country; both have to be renewed annually; with one,
you may be able to work - employer has to vouch for you - but generally not
unless you have some special skill not available from Mexican
citizens...teaching English is one if you don't mind the low pay.
You'll need to learn enough Spanish to deal with common situations,
especially immigration as all official business - and signs - is in Spanish.
It is OK to take a (paid) interpreter with you. Most all retail business
and signage is in Spanish too. Hint: if you want to buy replacement light
bulbs for the low (25) wattage ones in your rental abode, ask for "focos".
You can take a car with US plates but you won't be able to renew them unless
you have a permanent address in the US; NP, the Mexican cops don't care if
the plates are out of date (US ones do so don't drive back to the US).
Speaking of Mexican cops, you should learn how to handle "mordidas".
Literally, that means "bites"...a bribe...what a Mexican transito cop tries
to extract when he sees you driving around with US plates. If you don't
pony up he will want to take your driver's license so you have to go to the
cop house - and pay a fine - to reclaim it. Usually, that is a hollow
threat but if not you could just give him one of your dozen or so xeroxes of
the International Driver's License that you were smart enough to get. You
can also get a Mexican driver's license (don't show it to the cop) after you
learn enough Spanish to get around.
When you rent, be sure the place already has a phone. If not, look forward
to a long wait and paying around $1,000 to get one; the money also gets you
"acciones" (stock) in the company which you can turn around and sell to
recover part of the money; of course, you'll have to know Spanish to write
and run your classified ad. BTW, when you rent you may have to come up with
a "fiador"; that is someone who vouches for you and who will come up with
the rent if you don't. Also BTW, rents aren't cheap unless you like
You may have difficulty opening a bank account even if you walk in and plunk
$5,000 down on the counter. Persevere...you need one to get a debit card
and you'll need that to pay bills since only that or cash is generally used
(no checks). You *could* keep your cash at home but thievery - petty or
not - is not unknown.
Say, wait a minute...instead of all of us moving to Mexico, why don't we
just change our immigration laws and way of doing things to the Mexican
I'm all for a _reverse_ invasion. We'll take over their oil, their
natural gas, and CIA Factbook industries: food and beverages, tobacco,
chemicals, iron and steel, petroleum, mining, textiles, clothing,
motor vehicles, consumer durables, tourism.
See above. They came and took from us. Let's let our military go do
the same there in return for the favor. It'll be a refreshing way to
recouperate from Iraq and Afghanistan. Uninvade Iraq and Afgh. and go
take over Mayheeko, OK?
You will find that the mere resolve not to be useless,
and the honest desire to help other people, will, in
the quickest and delicatest ways, improve yourself.
-- John Ruskin
Waving a placard and chanting a slogan is so much easier than thinking,
isn't it? And it doesn't matter a bit if the slogan is a made-up fairytale,
if you *want* to believe it, then that's just as good as it being true.
As Johnny Winter sang, there's so much shit in Texas you're bound to step in
Larry goes out to the garage and gets his oar from his canoe then goes
and gets his largest garbage can and fills it almost to the top with
sh*t and starts stirring... Well, well, well, says Larry, lets see
what we can bring to the top today boys. LOL
On that note, I guess I'm lucky that I live in central New York
because we don't have that many illegals around here. At least not
until lately. The other day wifey and I were Saturday shopping and we
split up as usual to get things done quicker and I notice two
Messicans seem to be hovering around my bride of 30 years. Not right
on top of her but going around and around the aisles and ending up
near her a ~lot~. So I says sorta loud "Hey them Messicans bothering
you dear?" Boy, did they disappear then. I don't think they were going
to rip her off, I just think they liked her ass.
Casting lead bullets is probably illegal in California (and soon the rest of
the country). Little brown babies may chew on the bullets causing them to
grow up stupid (whether correlation, coincidence, or causation is
It's for the children.
Before it even gets to this point...
1. Governor's bodyguard shoots coyote to protect governor ......and
maybe save the dog.
2. Governor and dog are jogging with bodyguards. Coyote looks at the
size of the pack and runs away.
3. Closed community security shoots the coyote.
You should add to that
4. Shooting caught on video. Replayed for everyone to see. PETA
condemns shooting as "animal profiling" and files civil rights lawsuit
on behalf of coyotes family.
5. 2 years later settlement in lawsuit in which the state settles for
an "undisclosed" amount while not admitting any wrongdoing.
6. Coyote's family blows money on steak and beer. They are now
homeless and collecting welfare in South Central.
The thing you're all forgetting is that California doesn't have a
Governor, it has a Governator, who flexes his biceps and snarls at the
coyote and the coyote heads for Texas where he only has to worry about
getting shot at.
Because, in Texas, he can shoot back.
I don't know about California.
On thinking on it...
In Texas, the governor goes jogging without a security detachement - in
California the governor probably has a protection detail.
Which is quite interesting as California has the most draconian gun laws
between the two states. How could it be that the governor in California
would feel more at risk since they have such restrictive gun laws, while the
governor in Texas doesn't require a security detail despite having less
restrictive gun laws?
There is never a situation where having more rounds is a disadvantage
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