O/T: Walking

Jan 13, 2008 0 Replies
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Been a slow day.



Enjoy if you wish.



+++++++++++++++++++++++++ The Importance of Walking


-----Walking can add minutes to your life.



This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month.



My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60.



Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is.



The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.



I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks.



Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.



I have to walk early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.



I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.



I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.



The advantage of walking every day is that you die healthier.



If you are going to try cross-country walking, start with a small country.



...........And last but not least,



You could run this over to your friends but why not just e-mail it to them!


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