An Oldie
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Lew
------------------------------------- Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi
2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital: 1 I.V. League2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton
1 millionth of a mouthwash: 1 microscopeSpeed of a tortoise breaking the sound barrier: Mach Turtle
Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour: Knot-furlong
365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer: 1 lite-year16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone:
1 Rod SterlingHalf of a large intestine:
1 semi-colonOne million aches:
1 megahurtzWeight an evangelist carries with God:
1 billigramBasic unit of laryngitis:
1 hoarsepowerShortest distance between two jokes: A straight line
Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: bananosecond
A half-bath:
1 demijohn453.6 graham crackers:
1 pound cakeGiven the old adage "a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step," the first step of a one-mile journey:
1 Milwaukee1 million microphones:
1 megaphone1 million bicycles:
2 megacycles2200 mockingbirds: two kilomockingbirds
10 cards: 1 decacards1 kilogram of falling figs:
1 Fig Newton1000 grams of wet socks:
1 literhosen1 millionth of a fish:
1 microfish1 trillion pins:
1 terrapin1 million billion picolos:
1 gigolo10 rations:
1 decoration100 rations:
1 C-ration10 millipedes:
1 centipede3 1/3 tridents:
1 decadent10 monologs:
5 dialogs5 dialogs:
1 decalog2 monograms:
1 diagram8 nickels:
2 paradigms2 wharves:
1 paradox100 Senators: Not 1 decision