Enjoy
Lew
----------------------------------------------------------- A guy texts his neighbor
"Bob, I'm sorry. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess:
I have been helping myself to your wife when you're not around, probably more than you know.
I know it's no excuse but I don't get it at home.
I can't live with the guilt any longer. I hope you'll accept my sincerest apology. It won't happen again."
The man, feeling outrage and betrayed, grabs his gun goes into the bedroom, and without a word shoots his wife.
Moments later the guy gets a second text:
"Damn! I really should use spell check!
That should be "wifi".
Sorry!!