From another list.
Enjoy
Lew
------------------------------------------- A REDNECK was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the Shadows .
'Twenty dollars' she whispers .
Bubba had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell.
.. it's only twenty bucks.
So they hide in the bushes.
They're 'engaged' for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them.
It is a police officer.
'What's going on here, people?', asks the officer.
'I'm making love to my wife!,' Bubba answers, sounding annoyed .
'Oh, I'm sorry,' says the cop, 'I didn't know'
Well, neither did I, til ya shined that light in her face.