Norm Nowrecki - Kookology - And The Sands Of time - Part The Second

Norm had always wanted to try out one of those phones on the seat back in the airplane, and since the dweebs at rec.wooddorking were paying the freight, he indulged himself.

"Yeah, yeah, the Cabal has the money - I'm trying to give you my account number, dweeb."

(Norm listens to the peeping for a bit and then begins to shout.)

"I've got them profiled. They are disturbed white males between the ages of twelve and fifteen, without girlfriends."

(More peeping.)

"I saw one in the bathroom before I got on the plane. I said, "Well, look at that, little Kook - it looks just like a penis, only smaller. The little Kook ran out of the room."

(Even more peeping.)

"I know they're bothering you. But hell, they're really attacking Vito, who sorta pissed all over the Wreck a while back - why should you care?"

(Strident peeping.)

"You want to maintain order? On the Wreck?

You know that I have a guaranteed minimum on this, right?"

(Chirpy peeping, leaidng to a gasp.)

"OK Dude, I'll check in with you when I land."

Tom Watson - Freedonia

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Do you live near Valkenvania?

Barry

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Dunno, but it's very close to Tomania.

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Joe Wells

Hail Freedonia!

Lee

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Lee Gordon

I used to live there, but it only has one "e". I'm not sure which is missing, the first one or the second one.

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LRod

Did you have Duk Soup?

(watson - who's thinking of taking up a collection so as to buy a coupla letters from Vanna.)

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Used to be a restaurant around here we called Ptomainia.

Closed.

Tom Watson - WoodDorker tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet (email)

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Tom Watson

No, that's closer to Anhedonia.

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On Wed, 30 Mar 2005 18:40:13 -0500, the inscrutable Tom Watson spake:

I can think of a coupla other things I'd rather have from Vanna.

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Larry Jaques

Only when we had a Night at the Opra. Hah! That's where that "e" needs to go! I don't know what you're going to do for your "c."

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LRod

I knew you was a Marxist.

"All Hail Marx and Lennon!" (Tm fst)

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