News of the weird: When was the last time you found yourself glued to a throne at Home Depot?

Oh crap that's embarrasing. I remember the time it happened at the urinal.

Hurt?..........Damn!

RonB

pointy stick to try and free yourself?

another Urban Myth before doing so. SWMBO heard it from a client in Colorado and told me. Hauled from a Home Depot by the fire chief, a toilet seat glued to your arse, and your pants around your ankles. How utterly embarrassing.

Now everyone knows he shops at the Borg! ;-)

Greg G.

You're not supposed to sit on the urinal. ;-)

I wasn't! That's why it hurt.

we're going to hell, he was a sneaking no-good autocrat. Used to travel the halls after lights with one stocking foot and one shoe just to see if he could catch us playing euchre under a bed draped with blankets. Sometimes we were even studying!

toilet? I guess he only has to convince a jury of it.

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It's called stress Frank. Stress can be a major contributor to diabetes, heart disease, stomach ulcers and a dozen other conditions.

But I do surmise that if this particular toilet seat bonding indeed happened, then most if not all of his lawsuit is a cash grab.

I would think the best glue would have to be hide glue - because you are not only gluing your hide to the seat, but afterwards you want to hide!

I personally wouldn't use a pointy stick for getting free. Given the contour and territory I think there would be too much risk of collateral damage.

-- "We need to make a sacrifice to the gods, find me a young virgin... oh, and bring something to kill"

Tim Douglass

There are a number of resins which are heat-cured in the temperature range of the human tush. Long time since organic chemistry, but that's how we "framed" our buddy's personality.

I don't remember the first time.

Now *that's* a useful piece of information I never would have known without the Internet! Thanks, Al.

Now I just need to figure out a good application for said information...

-- "We need to make a sacrifice to the gods, find me a young virgin... oh, and bring something to kill"

Tim Douglass