1970. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
1973. I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
1975. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.
1978. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme.
1982. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it... couldn't cut the mustard.
1986. My best job was a Musician, but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.
1990. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't have any patience.
1994. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just didn't fit in.
1999. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.
2003. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining.
2005. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
2007. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.
2008. My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because it was the same old grind.
2009. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT
AND I FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!