From a woman's perspective:
Telling her that you have the same weight in bandsaws as she has in shoes is a BAD idea. Telling her that the third matches the other two is also a VERY bad idea. Telling her that you share her weakness for good tools is the WORST possible idea. (Unless...)
I would use the man card. In other words, "It was a bad decision. But what can I say, I'm a man. And I can't return it." Bring Godiva. Lots of it.
Best of luck, Jenny