I believe this may qualify as a "You Suck!"

Oct 23, 2017 9 Replies

Here goes. I went to an estate sale in Wonder Lake that was advertising Festool, Porter-Cable, Delta, etc. among the other goodies.



It was a one-day sale and I hit it early afternoon hoping to find a "half price" sign posted to ensure everything cleared out. No such luck.



Prices weren't that great but I did find a nice 14" x20" molded plastic cabinet with bin type drawers loaded to the gills with Kreg pocket screws of both threadings, various sizes, etc. Has to be at least $60 worth along with some other small fasteners of various types and sizes including with drawer with probably 100 different picture hanging items. $20? Sold!



I walked into the separate third bay of the garage and what do I find that catches my eye?



A Jessem Rout-R-Table Stand A Jessem Table with Mast-R-Life Excel A Jessem Mast-R-Fence A Jessem Mite-R-Slide A Porter-Cable 7518 3¼hp, multi-speed router (with the base included) A Jessem Remote Switch All sitting on a mobile base.



All of it is in pretty much like-new, slightly used condition, along with all the manuals.



I couldn't believe that they were asking only $800 for it the way everything else was priced. However, a bargain hunter never caves that easily. I offered them $500 and loaded it in the van.



A friend recently bought almost the exact same setup (his has the digital readout which, I think, adds about $120 as an accessory) for right around $2,500.



So? How badly does this suck?


replying to Unquestionably Confused, Iggy wrote: Sucks pretty bad, to be him. But, he has warranties and you probably don't. Not that it should be an issue and not that the warranties are anything meaningful...yours has been tested and proven to be trouble-free. However, you're extremely lucky to have been able to get your setup at all. Around me, any Yard/Estate/Garage sale that even hints at tools is flooded with guys who are willing to bid the price up, there's no getting out under the asking price. Lie to your friend next time, to make them feel like they beat you...it keeps them from becoming your competition in the future.

Thoroughly! Like a Hoover vacuum. Even if you didn't want/need any of it, you could sell it and easily double what you paid.

On Monday, October 23, 2017 at 9:47:43 AM UTC-4, Unquestionably Confused wr ote:

I'll give you $600 for the lot and we'll call it a win-win. Deal?

LOL! Now THAT would really suck, wouldn't it?

only a good deal if you make stuff with it

anyone can acquire

You sucketh the most!

Um, pretty much.

[ . . . . /] S U C K

No one can hear sounds in a vacuum... (I was immediately reminded of the vacuum of space!) :)

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