Got plans for this boat?

Apr 29, 2007 27 Replies

Sat, Apr 28, 2007, 8:45pm .@. (Stoutman) doth sayeth: Looking for plans for this boat if you got any.

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I need a few board feet of cedar I think.

You got the extras taken care of too?

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Nope, think you need gopher wood, along with pitch.

Don' need no steenkin' plans. Here's cmplete diections. Now, if you can only figure out WTF a cubit is, Bob's your uncle.

So God said to Noah, "I am going to put an end to all people, for the earth is filled with violence because of them. I am surely going to destroy both them and the earth. So make yourself an ark of gopher wood; make rooms in it and coat it with pitch inside and out. This is how you are to build it: The ark is to be 300 cubits long, 50 cubits wide and 30 cubits high. Make a roof for it and finish the ark to within one cubit of the top. Put a door in the side of the ark and make lower, middle and upper decks. I am going to bring floodwaters on the earth to destroy all life under the heavens, every creature that has breath of life in it..." Genesis 6:13-17

JOAT If you don't ask the right questions, the answers don't matter.

- W.S. Lind

Wrong! Actually he was referring to his brother-in-law, HUGH Manatee. Hugh's the guy who was tending the lines on the Hindenburg and whose last words were, "No Smoking sign? WHAT 'No Smoking' sign?"

snipped-for-privacy@webtv.net (J T) opin'd thus:

"Riiiight."

"What's a cubit?"

-Noah (as quoted by Bill Cosby)

Would that be a long cubit or a short cubit?

Bill in Detroit wrote: | Don Fearn wrote: | || || "Riiiight." || || "What's a cubit?" || || -Noah (as quoted by Bill Cosby) || | | Would that be a long cubit or a short cubit?

Possibly a metric cubit (tracable to the official standard bronze cubit kept in the weights and measures section of the library at Al Iskandria).

-- Morris Dovey DeSoto Solar DeSoto, Iowa USA

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...and I suppose they keep the gold standard at Al Imoni?

And now you too can buy your very own cubit...

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Nah, that won't work. It's an Egyptian cubit. It only works in the North / South orientation and, since the earth has shifted, is out of calibration.

Sheesh ... you'd think metrology labs would be up to date on this stuff.

Bill

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