found in woodworking newsgroup
John and Helen met while on vacation, and John fell head over heels in
with her. And, after a couple of weeks in which John took Helen out to
various dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, etc., he was convinced that it
was true love.
So.....on the last night of his vacation, the two of them went to
dinner and had a serious talk about how the relationship would continue.
"It's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut," John said to his
new-found lady friend... "I eat, sleep and breathe golf, so if that's going
to be a problem, you'd better say so now!"
Helen took a deep breath and responded: "Since we're being honest
with each other, here goes ..... you need to know that I'm a hooker." "I
see," John replied. "That's a problem, for sure." He spent some time
down at the table, deep in thought.
Then he said, "You know, it's probably because you're not keeping
wrists straight when you tee off."