found in woodworking newsgroup
John and Helen met while on vacation, and John fell head over heels in love with her. And, after a couple of weeks in which John took Helen out to various dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, etc., he was convinced that it was true love.
So.....on the last night of his vacation, the two of them went to dinner and had a serious talk about how the relationship would continue. "It's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut," John said to his new-found lady friend... "I eat, sleep and breathe golf, so if that's going to be a problem, you'd better say so now!"
Helen took a deep breath and responded: "Since we're being honest with each other, here goes ..... you need to know that I'm a hooker." "I see," John replied. "That's a problem, for sure." He spent some time looking down at the table, deep in thought.
Then he said, "You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you tee off."