60° F: Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in New England
50° F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. People in New England plant
40° F: Italian & English cars won't start. People in New England drive with
the windows down.
32° F: Distilled water freezes. Maine's Moose head Lake's water gets
20° F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People
in New England throw on a flannel shirt.
15° F: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in New England
have the last cookout before it gets cold.
0° F: All the people in Miami die. New Englanders close the windows.
-10° F: Californians fly away to Mexico. The Girl Scouts in New England are
selling cookies door to door.
-20° F: Hollywood disintegrates. People in New England get out their winter
-50° F: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in New England let the
dogs sleep indoors.
-100° F: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. New Englanders get frustrated
because they can't start their "kahs."
-460° F: All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale). People
in New England start saying, "cold 'nuff for ya?"
-500° F: Hell freezes over. The Red Sox win the World Series.
thought you might like this one.....mjh