Wife swapping and Hot Tubs

Jun 22, 2010 15 Replies

Has anyone else noticed a direct correlation with wife swappers and Hot Tub usage?



Cheers



Adam


Well, I am a bit worried that my wife may want to swap me for a hot tub....

Dunno ... I've never used a hot tub!

I'll swap SWMBO for a hot tub. Can you deliver?

:-)

Then again - a Tub Swap and a Hot Wife would be good

If s e x is the reason, then hot tubs are the saviour for UB's, OB's, FB's etc who would otherwise find it impossible for a nubile/ attractive M/F to get naked within 1 metre of them. Beer goggles are not essential for hot tub users.

If you suggest to the SWMBO that you are getting a hot tub, then they may get wary if they don't like being submerged in water. Some people never take baths as they feel they are laying in a soup of their own dirty water. :)

Dave

Whereas in a hot tub, two or more people are laying (Oo'er Missus!) in a heated, aerated and circulated soup of each other's dirty water.

;-)

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember "ARWadsworth" saying something like:

It's the bubbles around their nadgery bits gets them all excited.

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember Bruce saying something like:

We use Milton in the paddling pool....

Bubbles are rubbish compared to massage jets.

You can also get ozone generators to keep them clean without chlorine.

You obviously haven't been to the swingers clubs I have...... it aint just the girlies ;-)

Especially by husbands called Smith

Owain

Join the Discussion

Have something to add? Share your thoughts — no account required.

Didn't find your answer?

Ask the community — no account required