What's your Piston Count?

Obviously they have no life!

I feel sorry for people like that, they are often insecure or ill. I bet most are not married or even have a long term male partner.

It's sad that you also need to post details here, no one is interested! Go out and get yourself a girlfriend or boyfriend, whichever you choose. That will take you mind off always trying to be in competition with others. It's pointless as you will never have the best.

Who cares, I'm not some sad old man with no life or family. You really do need to get out more! I often wondered which "type" used phone insurance to upgrade when their friends got a better phone.

What's your chip count then?

BTW If you can't find any look on your shoulder.

Blimey, it's Dr Ruth with a dash of homophobia.

Oh well, it you're counting any engines it must be dozens - all those model aero engins in the shed!

Mary

Come on! It's only a bit of fun. I've wondered about it myself.

Mary

(snip)

No, the really sad one is you, feeling that you have to reply in such detail.

So, you have less pistons than Vortex then?

Fewer pistons...!

And much sadder than Vortex too!

Our company is based in Houston, TX. I visit there regularly, and have friends who have moved over there permenantly.

This is truly the land of Gas Guzzling pickups.

It's not piston count that they compare: it's displacement. Often, people boast about how they've broken the 10Litre barrier without too much effort.

Holds hands up!

Oops...

In message , Ron Lowe writes

er.... 39 at roughly 1 litre each, not counting the lawnmower/strimmer etc.

regards

Vortex used his keyboard to write :

OK, I'll play...

Car a 4, car b 6, car c 4; bike 4, mower 1, chainsaw 1, compressor 1.

Total 21

well I thik its 22..

hedegtrimmer 1

three 4 cyl cars 12 one 5 cyl car 5

Waht about ELECTRIC nodels motores. must have around 20 of those..

as are boat engines.

|Vortex used his keyboard to write : |> The highest we had in our company ever as 42 (the guy had a TVR and a Triumph |> Stag amongst other cars) | |> What's your piston count then? | |OK, I'll play... | |Car a 4, car b 6, car c 4; bike 4, mower 1, chainsaw 1, compressor 1. | |Total 21

You lost by causing too much Global Warming :-( In the UK few wins.

Hmm,

so Im at 31, and around 10+ l + and model engines I have lying around.... Do get a prize ;)

Dave

Now of course if you had a plane with fucted dan.....

That would be worth the equivalent of several sets of pistons if only for brown trouser value.

Errr, one. (Assuming that you count the bike tyre inflation pump.)

Mrcheerful

"Qualifying pistons must exist in functional internal combustion engines"

I was just about to add the WC ..... than I re-read the rules...

-- Adrian C