Hiya, I'd like to train my cat to s*it on car roofs - anyone got any tips on how to go about it? I haven't actually got a car of my own (which I suspect may make things a little more difficult), but I can probably get away with using my neighbour's car for training purposes.
Ta.
It should be quite easy. Most cat owners are totally irresponsible and have trained their cats to s*it in other peoples gardens.
No training required. It's in built instinct.
Lead by example. Climb onto the roof of your neighbours car and have a s*it on it yourself whilst shouting "Here pussy pussy"
That might work :) But usually being trained shifts a cat into 'train the owner' mode.
NT
More to the point, do you have a cat?
Its an interesting observation I made recently which tells me that many of the oddball posts on these newsgroups all seem to come from the AO servers. I'm struggling with the reason why, probably inadvisedly I did set up an account there and tried it to see if a team of crack lobotomy surgeons arrived at my door, but no, not so far, so I'm totally at a loss. I suppose it could be just coincidence, or maybe its all a grand plot which will only be revealed to us with the passage of time. One good thing about it though is that often the posts are pretty innocuous in nature. Brian
So how do you do that ?
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