Things on my mind (3)

Jul 14, 2015 8 Replies

His wife has a guest who she quite likes but he cannot stand. It being lunchtime he is sent into the kitchen to prepare a snack for his wife and the guest: eggs on toast. From the kitchen he can hear the guest pontificating about the virtues of free range chickens, the moral duty of us all not to waste food, the joys of home bread making, and so on and so forth. As our man conveys the second egg to the second piece of toast it falls into the dog's bowl, which contains some uneaten soggy dog food. He retrieves the egg, dusts it off, puts it on the toast, and serves the meal to the guest.



Bill


I am enjoying your blog, Bill!

Ah. An egg with a mind of its own. Clearly a "free range" egg,

Did:- (1) The guest eat it? (2) If so, was the guest aware it had been retrieved from the dog's bowl?

My view is that it should have been washed, dusting was insufficient.

Bill Wright scribbled

Did he woof it down?

Yes

In that case the host should have pissed on it to wash it.

Bill

The man that this happened to later threw the dog's dinner away because the spoilt mutt had left it.

Bill

Sensible dog. It wouldn't want dinner contaminated with greasy human food.

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