The real meaning of Amazon express delivery...

[The Natural Philosopher]

"WE will deliver the shattered shards of what you ordered tomorrow, having carefully trodden on the package".

[Brian Gaff]

Are you sure this is not Every or whatever they are called. I have a suspicion that they are using old battle tanks during their deliveries. Kind of reminds me of the old joke of the parcel with do not bend written on it to which the delivery driver added, oh yes it does.

This kind of delivery technique is nothing new of course. When I worked for a company who used precision glass thermometers, you would often find that the long and thin package in a stout cardboard tube with Fragile to not bend or drop was folded in half and the thermometer was just shards of glass and mercury or alcohol rolling around inside it. Brian