Sticky Binoculars

[Bod]

Filth alert!!!

[James Wilkinson Sword]

Wouldn't vodka be less likely to stain?

[whisky-dave]

Well I was wondering what he might have been watching with those binoculars and recently becoming sticky... although maybe its a bit soon for bikini watching. ;-)

[James Wilkinson Sword]

Depends if the binoculars are powerful enough to reach over the English Channel.

[Bod]

The weather in the North of France is similar to English weather.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

But the French are more likely to get their t*ts out.

And if you got big enough binoculars, maybe you could se the South of France?

Anyway didn't you say it was up to 27C the other week?

[Bod]

For one day, yes.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

One day is all you need for the photograph to bribe someone.