Speeding fine avoided

[tim...]

hasn't she learnt the lesson yet?

tim

[Pamela]

Chris Huhne found out the hard way. So did his wife Vicky Pryce.

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

Have you ever been to Keighley? It is one God forsaken shithole. Nobody drives there.

[ARW]

Do they go there by steam train?

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

I don't know.

Thanks.

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

It's a Vampire town.

[tim...]

as you are asking

yes

why do you ask?

tim

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

It's a Vampire town. Do you have a aversion to daylight, silver or white faces?

[ARW]

Why don't you just say that it is full of Pakis and have a good old proper racist rant?

You know you want to.

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

"Pakis" is your word, not mine.

[ARW]

Feel free to use it.

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

I would never post such shocking racist word. Tired and burnt out old men do not do that sort of thing.

[ARW]

There is plenty of life left in you.

[ARW]

[ARW]

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

Yes, very true. It is a dump now full of people with suntans.

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

Yes. It don't work anymore here.

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

I owe you an apology for saying all of those nasty things about you.

[tim...]

Getting old:

I had a carpet installed into the spare bedroom

After they had done that,

I was knackered moving 4 items of furniture and a couple of storage boxes back into the room

tim