Speedfit "o" ring

On Thu, 6 May 2004 22:39:37 +0100, in uk.d-i-y "IMM" strung together this:

My telly doesn't go at all, it stays where I put it. I take it you've given up on the speedfit now you realise you're wrong. Well done, you're learning.

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Lurch
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Bean, I am on about the fittings. I have not given up on anything. If your telly doesn't go, get it fixed.

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IMM

Well, I wish you guys would pack it up, it's costing me a fortune in Kleenex

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fred

I know. They make me weep too.

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IMM

In message , IMM writes

Not as much as the pipework you buggered up

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geoff

On Thu, 6 May 2004 22:58:02 +0100, in uk.d-i-y "IMM" strung together this:

Glad you know what you're on about, I haven't got a clue.

It might not go but I've just checked it over and it managed to fit a speedfit fitting to plastic pipe with no leaks.

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Lurch

AAaaaaaaaaaaaggggghhhhh!!!!!!!!

It's bloody Groundhog Day.....

-- Richard Sampson

email me at richard at olifant d-ot co do-t uk

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RichardS

Mr Pole,

Bean, self awareness is good thing. Excellent progress there.

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IMM

On Fri, 7 May 2004 10:32:16 +0100, in uk.d-i-y "IMM" strung together this:

Hello, been at the sherry again?

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Lurch

In message , Lurch writes

No, he gets pissed on water

Reply to
geoff

I'm a port man myself.

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IMM

On Sat, 8 May 2004 14:21:54 +0100, in uk.d-i-y "IMM" strung together this:

That's not the first description of you that springs to mind, or did you mean portly, like one of those people you think should be shot?

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Lurch

Bean, be shot? How dare you!! Locked up and mouth guards fitted, yes. Portly? I am the epitome of slimness and health.

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IMM

In message , Lurch writes

No, he just misspelt crap (again)

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geoff

Maxie, what is the waistline this week?

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IMM

On Sun, 9 May 2004 23:25:18 +0100, in uk.d-i-y "IMM" strung together this:

The waistline is the line around the waist, you dumb f*ck.

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Lurch

Mr Pole,

Bean, you are very sharp. That is correct. 10/10

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IMM

Mr Pole,

Bean, you are unlike some. That is true.

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IMM

On Mon, 10 May 2004 00:05:34 +0100, in uk.d-i-y "IMM" strung together this:

Sharp as sharp can be, unlike some.

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Lurch

On Mon, 10 May 2004 00:16:03 +0100, in uk.d-i-y "IMM" strung together this:

I know, I just said that. Are you pretending to be a parrot?

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Lurch

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