So I put the net curtain rods up

[George]

and she said...the bloody rods wonky ya pillock.

Wasn't out that much to be honest.

Women!

[mogga]

Ah you failed to involve her in the decision as to where they should go. You can absolve yourself of problems by next time asking her to watch you and tell you when they're straight. :)

[Lobster]

You reckon?

I deduce from the above that you don't have a SWMBO, then...

[cerberus]

Even if he flagellated morning, noon & night, wore sackcloth & ashes whilst wandering around ringing a bell shouting 'unclean', he'd still be reminded of it 'til the end of his days. He's doomed doomed DOOMED ;-)

[Mogga]

I am the SWMBO. :)

[The Medway Handyman]

A tried & trusted technique used with SWMBO & both daughters. If they say its straight & you fix it, they then can't complain later - it must be straight as females are never wrong :-)

[Lobster]

Oops.

[Lobster]

Of course they can... "it was straight when you put it up; not my fault it's gone wonky now, is it?? Shoulda fixed it properly, shouldn't you..."

David

[Mogga]

Seriously? You should have told her she'd washed the nets in too much heavy water. :)

[Ian & Hilda Dedic]

yep! :-)

dedics (also a SWMBO and Incidentally named Hilda as well (See the Rumpole books))

[Rod]

Might be slightly safer than one name Ayesha. :-)

(For anyone who doesn't understand, this is a quick explanation:

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[George]

Don't be silly,I'll just trade her in for another model ie there's no certificate/licence. ;-)

[George]