Short Survey

Just for once, lets all have a bit of fun and fill it in. A good answer to the first question is neither ;-)

MBQ

I suppose there are plenty of people with indirect access to the Internet - through a proxy server, say, or who use it at the local library.

Q.2 is "don't know", obviously.

Owain

I once promised the wife it would take less than 2 minutes as I was going to imagine I was with her younger sister. I still have the scar on my head.

Adam

If I imagined my wife's younger sister, it would take forever. She's an accountant - nuff said.

Was that it the 'Rodeo' position?

No, but I learnt my lesson.

Adam

In case you haven't heard the joke;

--------------------------------------------------------- Two cowboys were sitting in a bar when one asked his friend if he had heard of the new sex position called rodeo. His friend says no, what is it?

Well you mount your wife from the back, reach around and cup her breasts with both hands.

Then say, ?Boy, those are almost as nice as your sisters?.

Then see if you can hold on for 8 seconds.

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She could have been an actuary. They choose this as a career path because they found accountancy too exciting

Yes. I tell prospective students this if they express an interest in actuarial science.

Very good. The other one is to suggest that all of this is really just a thin disguise for a bookie's operation. It has all the elements including laying off of bets.

Is actuarial science more exciting than actuarial jurisprudence?

Owain

ARWadsworth coughed up some electrons that declared:

Lucky it was only your head!

That's another key board going under the shower and hanging on the washing line tomorrow :-(

I always keep a spare keyboard down the left of my computer, just for this.

Dave