>> Was Yule hijacked by you dog types? It is a pagan festival
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>>> White witch Leeds.
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>> Isn't there a curse you can send round on a card to people you _don't_ >> like? >>
> Of course. It features Baby Jesus and turns their intestines to jelly.
Wrong group sorry.
Regards Micky
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Micky Savage
Oh no can't do that.
OOOOOOH NO
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Ed Sirett
They always say that they /could/ do a curse but it would come back on them so they don't. 8-;
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geoff
can anyone find that famous pagan (Xmas) cartoon strip
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tony sayer
In article , Micky Savage scribeth thus
My daughters boyfriends mum is a witch .. is there any particular etiquette one should use when meeting her?...
over Yuletide?...
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clumsy bastard
are you suggesting Christ was not born conveniently at the winter solstice? How absurd.
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Grimly Curmudgeon
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember "Micky Savage" saying something like:
I believe in none of your s*it, so f*ck off.
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gazz
who's christ???
i thought xmyth was about the crap everyone buys to keep the shops going for another year.
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clumsy bastard
the leader of a jewish sect
Jesus Christ "(c.6 bc?c.30 ad) The central figure of Christianity, believed by his followers to be the Son of God, of one essence with God the Father and God the Holy Spirit (the doctrine of the Trinity). The Gospels of the New Testament are the main sources of information about Jesus. According to them, Jesus was born at Bethlehem to Mary, by tradition a virgin, in the reign of Augustus Caesar."
Christianity "A religion whose adherents believe in or follow the religion of Jesus Christ. At first Christianity was simply a Jewish sect which believed that Jesus of Nazareth was the Messiah (or `Christ', `anointed one'). Largely owing to the former Pharisee, Saul of Tarsus (later St Paul)"
Ahhhh, thats based on the three kings bringing gifts, of course there is no mention of the three kings in the actual bible, which hasnt stopped Cologne and Marco Polo finding thier remains......
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chris French
In message , clumsy bastard writes
What ??
Mathew chp. 2 v.1-16
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clumsy bastard
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Micky Savage
No Tony not at all
Regards
Micky
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The Natural Philosopher
No sure that lambs are born at the solstice either. Or that shephreds tend their flocks by night in midwinter. Got them all in the stables.
Anyway, the accepted science is the JC popped up about march time, and this coincides neatly with some comet or other. Wasn't 0BC either IIRC.
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clumsy bastard
its an historical typo for "wash their socks" all children know this.
"science"?
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The Natural Philosopher
As in correlating the vague hints in the bible with a realistic real timeline that conforms to he scientific worldview..i.e. one that contains events that proceed from laws of nature to phenomenal realities, rather than divine intervention.
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Don
Don't you just love the traditional carols tho'.
We three kings of orient are One on a motorbike One in a car One on a scooter Pipping his hooter Following yonder star
Oh, star of wonder Star of light Sit on a box of dynamite Light the fuse and off we go Around the world To Mexico
OR;
We three kings of Leicester Square Selling ladies underwear How fantastic No elastic Only a penny a pair
OR;
We three Beatles of Liverpool are Paul on a bus John in a car George on a scooter Blowing his hooter Followed by Ringo Starr
Don.
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clumsy bastard
What? Not take the bible literally? Tell that to the Americans.
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The Natural Philosopher
Nowhere in the Bible does it say that december 25 was the brats birthday.
That as a Roman invention as part of the politicization of a suitable sect to pacify the solstice worshiping barbarians.
There is little evidence that spring was the time of the crucifixion. either.
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clumsy bastard
indeed, where can we fit it in?
or that it happened?
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Man at B&Q
Joy to the world, the Teacher's dead We barbecued his head
MBQ
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