Usenet Stats Poster retched Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 30 Jan 2004. onto my recliner:
NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
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> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti >
>Newsgroup.................: demon.local
>Stats Were Taken..........: Sat, 31 Jan 2004 00:00:00 GMT
>Stats Begin...............: Sat, 24 Jan 2004 00:01:38 GMT
>Stats End.................: Fri, 30 Jan 2004 23:56:43 GMT
>Days......................: 7
>Total No. of Articles.....: 2759
PAHAHHAHAA! Insane.
Total No. of Characters...: 7346395
>Total Volume..............: 7174
>Messages Per Day..........: 394.1
>Characters Per Day........: 1049485.0
>Average Daily Volume......: 1024 kB
>Total Posters This Week...: 244
>Messages with Sigs........: 75.03%
>Original Content Rating...: 20.48%
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>Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
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> 1. Pkaye Woz Ere.....................................: 790 112.9 28.6%
> 2. Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip.....................: 340 48.6 12.3%
> 3. Wim Jay...........................................: 309 44.1 11.2%
> 4. Gay Hey Boi.......................................: 146 20.9 5.3%
> 5. Super Pmd.........................................: 106 15.1 3.8%
> 6. Fecker............................................: 91 13.0 3.3%
C'mon, this is boring, me winning by MILES every time.
>Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Posters: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
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> 1. Pkaye Woz Ere.....................................: 2328 332.7 32.5%
> 2. Wim Jay...........................................: 807 115.4 11.3%
> 3. Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip.....................: 786 112.3 11.0%
Look at the regs keeping this group alive.
>Top 500 Popular Threads: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
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> 1. Newsgroup Abuse...................................: 310 44.3 11.2%
Something slightly ironic there...
>Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Threads: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
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> 1. Newsgroup Abuse...................................: 777 111.0 10.8% AGAIN!!!!!1
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>Bottom 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
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> 1. Sean Kramer...............................................: 1.5%
> 2. ?÷?.......................................................: 1.8%
> 3. =?Iso-8859-1?Q?=B1?=......................................: 2.9%
> 4. Gtteur Otul...............................................: 3.1%
> 5. A Nomad Known To All......................................: 4.0%
> 6. Steve Leyland.............................................: 4.1%
> 7. Pkaye Woz Ere.............................................: 6.8%
> 8. Tm........................................................: 7.2%
> 9. rabid.....................................................: 7.9%
> 10. Walter W . Woodhead.......................................: 7.9% >
Ah good I made the list this time. 7 aint so hot tho.
Top 10 Crossposting Groups: Posts in Group
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> 1. uk.rec.caravanning...........................................: 816
RESULT! (Hello Harry!1)
2. uk.media.dvd.................................................: 800
Not bad, close as usual.
4. uk.d-i-y.....................................................: 626
This needs bumping up methinks. (Hello Harry!2)