Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Jan 2004.

Feb 01, 2004 40 Replies

Usenet Stats Poster retched Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Jan 2004. onto my recliner:


NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>
> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti >
>Newsgroup.................: demon.local
>Stats Were Taken..........: Sun, 01 Feb 2004 00:00:00 GMT
>Stats Begin...............: Thu, 01 Jan 2004 00:06:03 GMT
>Stats End.................: Sat, 31 Jan 2004 23:48:03 GMT
>Days......................: 31
>Total No. of Articles.....: 8877

Pffft. I say we aim for 9K next time.


Total No. of Characters...: 25326461
>Total Volume..............: 24732
>Messages Per Day..........: 286.4
>Characters Per Day........: 816982.6
>Average Daily Volume......: 797 kB
>Total Posters This Week...: 628
>Messages with Sigs........: 73.96%
>Original Content Rating...: 20.16%
>
>Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>================================================================
> 1. Phil Kyle Stats King..............................: 2536 81.8 28.6%
> 2. Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip.....................: 1140 36.8 12.8%
> 3. Walter W . Woodhead...............................: 325 10.5 3.7%
> 4. Wim Jay...........................................: 309 10.0 3.5%
> 5. Paul Rooney.......................................: 266 8.6 3.0%

Says it all really. I RULE!!!!!!



>Top 1000 Bandwidth-Slurping Posters: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
>============================================================================
> 1. Phil Kyle Stats King..............................: 7827 252.5 31.6%
> 2. Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip.....................: 3008 97.1 12.2%

Feeble, rev, feeble. I'm unbeatable.


3. Super Pmd.........................................: 906 29.2 3.7%
> 4. Walter W . Woodhead...............................: 874 28.2 3.5%
> 5. Wim Jay...........................................: 807 26.1 3.3%
> 6. F***er............................................: 730 23.6 3.0%
> 7. Paul Rooney.......................................: 466 15.1 1.9%
> 8. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 421 13.6 1.7% I like #8...
>Top 100 Crossposting Groups: Posts in Group
>===========================================
> 1. uk.media.dvd.................................................: 3223
> 2. uk.rec.caravanning...........................................: 3215
> 3. uk.local.yorkshire...........................................: 2985
> 4. alt.off-topic................................................: 2582
> 5. uk.d-i-y.....................................................: 2209

Most interesting, aye.

Ha! That's wot you think. I was fourth with only three days posts. February is a new month.

On Sun, 01 Feb 2004 00:23:49 +0000, ng_abuse-subscribe stuttered:

If you must keep having these wet dreams young Phil you can wash your own sheets in future.

Mummy xxx

Maud! Long time no see!

Remember that "unpleasantness" at the church last year?

On Sun, 01 Feb 2004 17:31:15 +0000, Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip stuttered:

...snip

If you're referring to young Phil's bedwetting, you did promise not to mention that again...

I'm going to report you to social services and get him taken away from you.

No, I'm talking about the "misintepretation" of the situation by my wife.

Wim Jay retched Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Jan

2004. onto my recliner:

Not bad I must say. But 309 versus 2536? Bring it on, says I in a Bush type mongoloid way.

Maud Kyle retched Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Jan

2004. onto my recliner:

That was Harry wot done that. I told him I wanted to preserve my virtue but he wouldn't listen.

Maud Kyle retched Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Jan

2004. onto my recliner:

I forgot to mention Harry likes golden showers as well. I do apologise.

Wim Jay retched Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Jan

2004. onto my recliner:

Good! I hate her, she's got horrible white pasty flabby thighs.

Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip retched Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Jan 2004. onto my recliner:

Rev I'm glad I'm too young and innocent to understand this.

Keith retched Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Jan

2004. onto my recliner:

In other words, it's full of analy retentive netkkkop scum.

Malcolm Ogilvie retched Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Jan 2004. onto my recliner:

Define "temporary".

Ben Newsam retched Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Jan

2004. onto my recliner:

He's lying.

I never want him in my church again.

Mr. President, the inspectors are back and it looks as if those limeys are going to s*it all over us in February. See for yourself:

2536 over 31 days = 81.806451612903225806451612903226

309 0ver 3 days = 103

It looks like that limey General Wim is using special forces. *If* his troops can maintain that sort of effort over a month we're beat.

You should forgive sinners, you know Vicar, even dirty buggers like him.

Haha! Maybe KK and Cherrypie are your uncle and auntie.

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