Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Jan 2004.

Usenet Stats Poster retched Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Jan 2004. onto my recliner:

NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program > Version 1.1 (using News::Scan) > > Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo, > Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau > Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti > >Newsgroup.................: demon.local >Stats Were Taken..........: Sun, 01 Feb 2004 00:00:00 GMT >Stats Begin...............: Thu, 01 Jan 2004 00:06:03 GMT >Stats End.................: Sat, 31 Jan 2004 23:48:03 GMT >Days......................: 31 >Total No. of Articles.....: 8877

Pffft. I say we aim for 9K next time.

Total No. of Characters...: 25326461 >Total Volume..............: 24732 >Messages Per Day..........: 286.4 >Characters Per Day........: 816982.6 >Average Daily Volume......: 797 kB >Total Posters This Week...: 628 >Messages with Sigs........: 73.96% >Original Content Rating...: 20.16% > >Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share >================================================================ > 1. Phil Kyle Stats King..............................: 2536 81.8 28.6% > 2. Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip.....................: 1140 36.8 12.8% > 3. Walter W . Woodhead...............................: 325 10.5 3.7% > 4. Wim Jay...........................................: 309 10.0 3.5% > 5. Paul Rooney.......................................: 266 8.6 3.0%

Says it all really. I RULE!!!!!!

>Top 1000 Bandwidth-Slurping Posters: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share >============================================================================ > 1. Phil Kyle Stats King..............................: 7827 252.5 31.6% > 2. Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip.....................: 3008 97.1 12.2%

Feeble, rev, feeble. I'm unbeatable.

3. Super Pmd.........................................: 906 29.2 3.7% > 4. Walter W . Woodhead...............................: 874 28.2 3.5% > 5. Wim Jay...........................................: 807 26.1 3.3% > 6. Fecker............................................: 730 23.6 3.0% > 7. Paul Rooney.......................................: 466 15.1 1.9% > 8. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 421 13.6 1.7% I like #8... >Top 100 Crossposting Groups: Posts in Group >=========================================== > 1. uk.media.dvd.................................................: 3223 > 2. uk.rec.caravanning...........................................: 3215 > 3. uk.local.yorkshire...........................................: 2985 > 4. alt.off-topic................................................: 2582 > 5. uk.d-i-y.....................................................: 2209

Most interesting, aye.

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Ha! That's wot you think. I was fourth with only three days posts. February is a new month.

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Wim Jay

On Sun, 01 Feb 2004 00:23:49 +0000, ng_abuse-subscribe stuttered:

If you must keep having these wet dreams young Phil you can wash your own sheets in future.

Mummy xxx

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Maud Kyle

The Lord alerted my mind to the presence of this EVIL article by Maud Kyle, and I thusly replied:

Maud! Long time no see!

Remember that "unpleasantness" at the church last year?

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Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip

On Sun, 01 Feb 2004 17:31:15 +0000, Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip stuttered:

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If you're referring to young Phil's bedwetting, you did promise not to mention that again...

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Maud Kyle

I'm going to report you to social services and get him taken away from you.

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Wim Jay

The Lord alerted my mind to the presence of this EVIL article by Maud Kyle, and I thusly replied:

No, I'm talking about the "misintepretation" of the situation by my wife.

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Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip

Wim Jay retched Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Jan

2004. onto my recliner:

Not bad I must say. But 309 versus 2536? Bring it on, says I in a Bush type mongoloid way.

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Maud Kyle retched Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Jan

2004. onto my recliner:

That was Harry wot done that. I told him I wanted to preserve my virtue but he wouldn't listen.

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Maud Kyle retched Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Jan

2004. onto my recliner:

I forgot to mention Harry likes golden showers as well. I do apologise.

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ng_abuse-subscribe

Wim Jay retched Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Jan

2004. onto my recliner:

Good! I hate her, she's got horrible white pasty flabby thighs.

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Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip retched Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Jan 2004. onto my recliner:

Rev I'm glad I'm too young and innocent to understand this.

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Keith retched Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Jan

2004. onto my recliner:

In other words, it's full of analy retentive netkkkop scum.

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Malcolm Ogilvie retched Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Jan 2004. onto my recliner:

Define "temporary".

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Ben Newsam retched Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Jan

2004. onto my recliner:

He's lying.

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ah

The Lord alerted my mind to the presence of this EVIL article by ng_abuse-subscribe, and I thusly replied:

I never want him in my church again.

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Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip

Mr. President, the inspectors are back and it looks as if those limeys are going to shit all over us in February. See for yourself:

2536 over 31 days = 81.806451612903225806451612903226

309 0ver 3 days = 103

It looks like that limey General Wim is using special forces. *If* his troops can maintain that sort of effort over a month we're beat.

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Wim Jay

You should forgive sinners, you know Vicar, even dirty buggers like him.

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Wim Jay

Haha! Maybe KK and Cherrypie are your uncle and auntie.

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Wim Jay

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