Do you think that I will let the super hero underpants joke die? The apprentice has no chance on his birthday.
Adam
Punching a customer in the gob
Aug 23, 2009
33 Replies
Save the best jokes up for his stag night.
Owain
ARWadsworth coughed up some electrons that declared:
What the hell did they want his underpants for?
ARWadsworth coughed up some electrons that declared:
Assuming he's not yet 21, I think you should book him a lady-copper-strippogram for his 21st - and make sure she clocks him one with a rubber truncheon or something - you know, the sort of thing a tory MP would pay good money for :)
They were covered in blood.
Adam
Girlfriend leave her brace in did she?
Owain
How dare you suggest that a tory MP pays good money?
Adam
Ouch
Adam
No s*it
It's our money, so it is good.
PeterC coughed up some electrons that declared:
Before or after it was laundered through El Banco Gordo?
After - they live off the fat of the land.
They certainly would not pay for a lady strippogram.
Adam
ARWadsworth coughed up some electrons that declared:
Sorry. Silly me... They'd pay for a lady-boy strippogram with bondage and extra tangerines.
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