OT: The next environmental crisis: dihydrogen monoxide levels through the roof!

[Cursitor Doom]

This stuff is in the air almost constantly, especially at this time of year. And yet no one is doing a damn thing about it.

[The Natural Philosopher]

It's the worlds greatest greenhose gas too.

And a proven killer in inhaled in pure form

[Dave Plowman (News)]

Could understand a youngster posting old gags. Is your memory failing?

[GB]

Drunk at 10 in the morning, or still drunk from the night before?

[Archibald Tarquin Blenkinsopp]

What a clever little idiot.

This ceased to be "witty" generations back

Will it be Darsuckers next Doomed Dimwit?

As if further proof were needed that the Brexit mob were thick and out of date.

AB

[Dave Plowman (News)]

Likely. Another old gag is to take more dihydrogen monoxide with it.

[Cursitor Doom]

That's a very good point I hadn't considered! I see Plowman & Co are mocking my concerns (typical).

[Archibald Tarquin Blenkinsopp]

Not only is the moron aware that his trawl of historic "wit" is inane and pointless, he seems to want to perpetuate the drivel.

Another bloody moron that has everything to fear from someone with the ability to step off a boat.

Brexiters, constantly afraid that a better burger flipper will flip them out of work!!!

'Couldn't make it up!

:-)

AB

[Brian Gaff]

Oh and we protect Ozone but don't try to inhale a lot of it, its a bit like a lot of free radicals... :-) Make your own joke. Brian

[2987fr]

Plenty are, they moved to Spain where its less of a problem.

[Tim Streater]

They should have gone to the Sahara; it's even less of a problem there.

[Chris Hogg]

The hazards of DHMO revealed:

[2987fr]

Bit of a shortage of pubs and chippys there tho.

[Archibald Tarquin Blenkinsopp]

My sincere apologies Doomed Dimwit. I assumed everyone on the planet had heard of dihydrous monoxide and would have been sick of the inane banter decades ago.

I obviously overestimated mental acumen of the population of a country that at the mere mention of Jeremy Paxmans underpants, were kept enthralled for weeks.

If you really want to impress your peers, get someone to type darksuckers into your keyboard. You will then find every idiot in creation disecting every last word on the subject.

AB

[Cursitor Doom]

A great resource you found there; loads of good advice on avoiding toxic levels. There's an old saying among chemists: "The *dose* is the poison"

- which sums up the issue very succinctly. But that'll be lost on Dave & Co. Way over their heads.

[2987fr]

Not when I'm not actually stupid enough to choose to 'live' there.

[whisky-dave]

The solution is to

A get a roofer in to fix the damage B dehydrate the dihydrogen monoxide and sell it to the poor in Africa.

[Chris Bartram]

Fuck me. That was funny, once, back in the last millenium.

[The Natural Philosopher]

It still catchees the latest generation of Green and wet behind the [r]ears..