James (5) loudly and in a public place: "...so my mam telled my dad he could shove it up his arse!"
Ben (6) "Mummy, who in our family was a monkey?"
This morning I found Oscar and Jake (8 and 4 respectively) stark naked in front of a mirror doing what could only be called a vigorous willy dance. It was actually very funny.
Bill
But children have no concept of decorum do they. I wonder at what age we lose that attitude to life. I'm not sure the loss of it has been a good thing for humanity. Brian
My nephew, probably about age 3 at the time, said to the plumber who turned up after several missed appointments, "Did you come on your flying pig?"
A certain young lady at school in the Blair years, was asked what she knew about politics.
"Mr Blair is a count, and Mr Mandleson is a waving-ass bandit" she proudly proclaimed. Her father had not held back.
I know what decorum is - I just choose not to use it.
Sounds like a DIY store in ancient Rome.
G.Harman
Lol! I had a good chuckle at that one. :-)
Next to Marcus & Spartacus (I think that was in a Carry On film)
Owain
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